The World Is Our Playground

This is just a test blog for the new wordpress v2.0 software for the iPhone. Supposedly, I can add pics here now. We’ll see.

I’ll be the first to tell you how much I despise snow. It’s a pain to shovel, people around here tend to forget spring to fall how to actually drive in snow, and if there is snow, it means it’s cold. Therefore, I highly dislike snow. A LOT.

However, there is something to be said about the quiet that falls over a community when you’re outside walking in it. Such a noise-dampening effect can have an almost surrealistic effect on observing your surroundings. What you’d normally hear from 100 feet away becomes mere pantomiming in snow. People a few hundred feet away seem blurred and faded through the falling snow … like looking through fogged glass. It’s kind of peaceful.

That doesn’t mean I *like* snow … it just means I dislike it a little less.

Well, I’ve started a new job. That’s pretty cool. I got laid off at the beginning of September, and started the new gig on 1 October. Weef and I feel extrememly thankful to have been blessed with this. I have family and friends who are or were laid off for months, some going on over a year. Why I was able to land a new position so quickly and these good people are still looking is beyond me.

so now I work in downtown Salt Lake. It’s a sweet location, shorter commute, better pay … it just blows me away.

So there’s that. Weef and I are still doing foster care as well. We now have two little boys living with us as well! They’re really, really good kids, too. so quiet and mellow. Well, the baby is when he’s not hungry or pooping … which is disturbingly frequent. His little face gets all pissy looking and his whole headbturns dark purple from the strain of defecation. It’s quite a sight! Poor little guy. The 3 year old is busy leaning stuff every day: potty training, using a fork and knife, drinking from an actual cup instead of a pull-top bottle, getting dressed on his own … he’s an amazing kid.

Other than that, things are pretty normal around our place. Of course, something will happen.

As anyone who stops by chrisandlori.com will notice, there has been a massive overhaul. We scrapped our old site in favor of a new, more interactive site. We’ve moved into the blogosphere to attempt to keep our loved ones and friends more in the know as to the goings-on of our lives.

Then again, it’s been SO long since we’ve updated the site that people have probably given up on looking at it. Maybe this will bring people back.

We definitely welcome comments!

We seem to be losing water pressure in our sprinkling system. I’m not sure how or why–maybe it’s something the city is regulating. I don’t know. I *do* know that I popped the lid on our valve box that houses the secondary water line. Much to my chagrin, I found a few disturbing things:

1. The inside of the box has become over-run with quack grass rhizomes and shoots. This isn’t too surprising because our whole front yard is over-run with the stuff. Nothing I can do will kill it, either … short of nuking the whole front with vegetation killer, which I *really* don’t want to do.
2. Nestled among the shoots and rhizomes was THE BIGGEST female black widow I have ever seen. She was at least 2.5″ long. That’s gargantuan by black widow standards.
3. She must be the “get-around spider” of the yard cuz she had egg sacs all over the place. At least 3 or 4 that I could see, and who knows how many there were deeper in the hole.

So I put the lid back on and wondered what the heck I was going to do. As I sat on our sidewalk, contemplating my next course of action, I looked around the yard. All along the west side of the property, buttressed up against the shrubs that divide our yard from our neighbor’s driveway, were black widow nests. There were at least a dozen … probably closer to 20. I mean, they were EVERYwhere! That freaked me out.

Due to my quickly browning lawn, I knew I had to stick my hand in there. I also knew that doing so pre-maturely would probably end badly–at least with a healthy (see?! irony!) sized patch of necrotized tissue. Bad juju for someone who uses his hands for a living. Like I said, we have some shrubs that separate our property from our neighbor’s. I took a relatively long twig off of it and began poking around in the valve box. Interestingly, the black widow immediately rallied around her two larges, most top-side egg sacs. It was rather cool to see. I mean, no … she didn’t rear up on her hind legs and knock the twig aside, but it was obvious that she was in a completely defensive mode. It was just cool to watch.

I think I’ll take some pictures later tonight and post them. I don’t really *want* to kill all the black widows. They keep our annoying bug population to a minimum. That’s always nice, except our girls like to play in the front yard. Can’t have that right now! It’s strict backyard outside time for them until I figure out how to get rid of them.

Tomorrow we embark on our 9th annual Yellowstone trip. HUZZAH! Weef and I have been every year with the exception of 2002, and that was only because we were busy commiserating after moving back from Phoenix. Other than that, from 2000 through last year, we haven’t missed a year. It’s been fun because we’ve seen a lot of changes in those almost 10 years. Lots of new growth–especially on the road heading from the west entrance to Madison Junction.

To that end, in another 10 years, it’s going to be pretty tough to experience Yellowstone the way we’re used to experiencing it–wide, open expanses, sweeping vistas … the new growth is great to see because it means the park is alive and healthy, but it completely obliterates the view from the road.

One of the great thing about this trip is that I’m bringing along some new “toys” for my camera. I have a polarization filter that should allow for some pretty amazing lake and springs pics; I have a UV filter that will add some color depth to the brighter outdoor shots; I have a wide-angle lens that should allow for some broader landscape views; and I have a telephoto lens that I’m not too terribly confident in, but we’ll see.

Another great thing is that the weather is going to be cold and wet–perfect for seeing animals en masse. Yogi, here we come!!

Anyway, I’ll post pics on Facebook either when we get back or while we’re there, if possible. The hotel we’re staying in doesn’t have wireless internet or ANY internet, so that might be a problem. There’s a little internet cafe around the corner though, so maybe i’ll post something from there. We’ll see.

Huzzah for Yellowstone!

our little family was blessed with a wonderful 9 month old baby girl for a couple of weeks. it’s a rather sad story, and it has so many twists that i don’t have time to write about all of it. i can tell you this much: she left a hole in our hearts the size of the grand canyon. what a beautiful, wonderful little angel. we’ll miss her dearly.

some things we’ll always remember about her:

• the way she kicked her legs and flailed wildly whenever she’s excited.
• how she used to raspberry every so often when she’s happy.
• the little vein that ran right across the bridge of her nose.
• her big blue eyes
• how she’d coo in the morning to let us know she’s awake, then how it would get more urgent the longer we’d try to sleep …
• how excited she would get when she saw us first thing in the morning
• falling asleep holding her bottle straight up in the air

part of me is absolutely sure she’ll be back. there are some very compelling arguments to be made for the point, but i won’t go into those. let’s just say that we’re extremely familiar with her previous case (our wonderful friends adopted her older brother several months ago).

so long, savannah jane. we all miss you terribly and hope to see you again soon.

www.boycottwarnerbros.com.

That’s right. The war has begun. Don’t think you can get away with stigmatizing almost every child on my family’s side and get away with it, Warner Bros. You picked the wrong person to piss off.

Read this.

Watch the trailer. Become infuriated. I rarely condone anger on any level. This is one instance where indignation is completely and utterly justified.

I have been enraged to this level one other time in my life. That was the morning of 11 September, 2001.

It’s one thing to glorify sex and drugs in movies. That line has been so crossed to the point where we can’t even turn around and see where the line is, it’s so far out of view.

Exploiting orphaned children, THEN stereotyping and stigmatizing them in this manner is morally reprehensible and dispicable. This line is about to be crossedby Warner Bros and Time Warner. I’m going to do all I can to keep that line from being breached.

At the bottom of the link are 3 addresses. Write to these morally bankrupt companies and inform them of your displeasure with this film. I personally intend to write them scathing letters and inform them that I intend to launch a full-scale attack against their company. I intend to find out if it’s even legal to launch this film. To me, this borders on libel and slander of a group of children who are incapable of defending themselves. It stigmatizes and sterotypes children who, for whatever reason, were abandoned.

As a parent whose two angels have come into his life through the miracle and gift of foster care, I URGE ANYONE WHO READS THIS TO TAKE ACTION. The time to sit idly by and hope nothing comes of this is past. Nothing changes if you hope the other guy does something about it. Write. Blog. Post your blogs to social sites and get the word out.

I am also creating a website that will be up and running by the weekend. Look for www.boycottwarnerbros.com to be up and running by Friday. If not, email me and ask what my slow-pokeyness is all about.

This does not happen. Period.