The World Is Our Playground

Well, I wanted to sit down and do a blog for today but I think I will write about yesterday as it was a better day. Yesterday we drove to see mom and dad and had lunch with them. Mom was taking me to see some flowers in the back yard and she [...]

The other day, girl 1 told me that she likes eating her food. “Why is that, sweetie?”

“Because then I can be big JUST LIKE YOU!”

Weef and I have a very firm policy about not telling the girls they can’t do something, as in “No no … you can’t get water from the fridge. Mommy or [...]

Well, I just opened this blog today and already this is my second blog of the day. I must say that I am addicted. So here I sit listening for any signs of movement from my two children’s room and contemplating the day. Today was just like any other day, I was [...]

Hello! This being my first blog, I guess I get to introduce myself. I am a mom of 2 cute girls. We will call them numero uno and dos. Uno is four years old barely and loves to wach Curious George among many other things. Yesterday, after watching a [...]

I am in charge of releasing a weekly newsletter. It contains varius information from all our departments under the engineering group. It also contains a bunch of crap that I throw in, like “word of the day,” “quote of the day,” “useless trivia that, if you already know, you probably shouldn’t be working here” … [...]

I really wanted to go to Costa Vida for lunch today. In my opinion, they make THE BEST nachos. Hands down.

So I did. As expected, they are delicious. Cheesy, sweet porky, sour creamy, guacamoly, black beany, and mango salsy. SOOO yummy.

As promised …

Here’s a well-buried English trick: take any word that isn’t a noun. Say, “once,” for example. Add -ity to the end of it, and now you have a noun.

Used in a sentence: “The onceity of the situation was rather surprising, given the frequency of the combination of events.”

Other word of the day: [...]

Today is one of those days where I feel like posting trivial stuff. Like …

Y’all know those little brown pieces of dried-up toast in Gardetto’s snacks? Yah. Those rule.

That is all. For now. Expect more mundanity throughout the day.That’s right … “mundanity.”

This is officially stupid. The “reading level” … not my actual blog.

What is it going to take to achieve a higher reading level? Waxing verbosely eloquent with the implementation of such lexical polemics as to render one unable to read this blog without the use of a thesaurus?

Die, criticsrant. Die.

I’m not one to believe that the world is all buttered popcorn and jelly bellies, but when life is this good, you have to step back and recognize the good things that have been afforded you in the relatively recent past.

These are are in chronological order.

1. The “new” job. As my team lead [...]